Conversations With Mrs. Iddon, Pt. 1

—- New Kettle —-

“We need to replace that kettle. They do the same model in town for £25.”

“The same model? That’s pretty good.”

“Yeah, Russell Brand.”

“That’s the comedian. You mean Russell Hobbs.”

“No, I mean Russell Howard.”

“Also a comedian. It’s Russell Hobbs.”

“George Foreman.”

“He makes the grills.”

“George Formby, then.”

“Musician. The make of the kettle is Russell Hobbs.”


<Walks away. Comes back five minutes later.>

“It’s nothing to do with a Russell, is it?”

“Nah, it’s Morphy Richards.”

“It’s Morphy Richards.”


—- Watching Puss In Boots —-


“Let’s play name the voice actor!”

“Okay, go.”

<She looks at IMDB on her phone.> “Okay, who plays Imelda?”


“Puss’ adoptive mum.”

“Hmmm, tough one. She sounds familiar…”

<Fifteen minutes pass.>

“Nope, I’m stuck. I’m going to kick myself. Go on, who is it?”

“Nobody, really. She’s not been in anything else you’d recognise.”

“This was a fun game.”


—- Celebrity Gossip —-


“Did you hear that Rupert Murdoch’s getting married to Debbie Harry?”

“I am one hundred percent certain that isn’t true.”

“I don’t mean Debbie Harry…”

“No, I highly doubt it.”

“Who’s Goldie Hawn’s daughter?”

“Erm… Kate Hudson?”

“Yes. Her.”

“That doesn’t… I’m not sure that’s right either.”

<Sighs. Turns off light.>

“Oh, whatever. The point is that Richard Murdoch is marrying someone or other.”



—- Necrowhat? —-


“Natalie Portman turned out okay, didn’t she?”

“Not all child stars go mental.”

“I bet you can’t name three that didn’t.”

“Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Hillary Duff, Clare Danes.”

“Name three more.”

“Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Jodie Foster.”

“Three more.”

“Ryan Gosling, the entire cast of Harry Potter, Drew Barrymo…”

“AHA! Drew Barrymore was famously screwed up.”

“Was she?”

“Yup. She became a narcoleptic.”

<a moment of considered silence>

“She randomly falls asleep?”

“No, no. I meant she became a necrophiliac.”

“This is getting slanderous.”

“What’s the thing where you compulsively steal stuff?”


“That’s the one. She became a kleptomaniac.”

<five hours later>

“I was thinking of Winona Ryder.”

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  3. “He’s a Hilato racer.” “Shut up! Get away! Get away!” Hanok! Or you go to the temple first!” Then he completely ignored the poor old man and told Ludrat. “Hmph…! Navy eyes,” Jules grinned. “Is it a sign of Hilato’s senior Luit?” So were you able to find Ray?” Ludat replied after hesitating for a long time. “…Yes, I think so.” Jules smiled with his hand on his waist. “Ha! You’re funny.”

  4. “Eh…nuna? You haven’t gone to the temple yet?” Kalisna laughed forcibly, remembering what Jules had just said. “Hoho… It’s hard for Yulus to walk this way all of a sudden. Hoh… By the way, these people…? Please introduce yourself, Yuls.” “No way. I just saw it too. And you know that, too. The one who found Rey. I saw her yesterday, too.” Kalisna tried to maintain a smiling face. “Hoho…Julus. But there are times when formalities are needed. Anyway… Come to think of it, you’re the same person yesterday. And…” Kalisna looked closely at Sina with her head down in the back.

  5. After a while, Dobion said as if he was annoyed. “…that couldn’t be helped. Looking at it, the diamond dust was about to come.It was like that in real life, too. I’ve lived here for a year or two… I don’t even have time, but all the people in the back alley come out… How can some of them deal with so many people? “Pfft… That’s why you saved your men by using your abilities. That’s also from “Jailot”. When I heard Sly, I couldn’t speak because I was amazed.

  6. Do you think that kind of excuse works for your dad? If his subordinates can’t do it on their own, they will let it go, whether they die or not…” Dobion jumped up. “Done! It’s already over!” And…” he stared at Idnum with scary eyes. “Now I know what you’re up to. You sneaky kid. Why did you come to my house and have a meal? Is it close to the palace or what? It’s an excuse, and it’s because of that girl, right?”

  7. Ednum also stood up from his seat. “You’re the only one who needs help. I hate ball games. If you’re not Genton, you can’t even go near girls. I don’t like being the only one who can’t dance like a fool. I’m not saying I’ll dance with that girl. The dance of nobles is not a rural market dance that anyone can dance to, and it is not something that can be done by being educated for a day or two.

  8. “–!” Genton looked at Sherika in the back with his eyes. “…She looks healthy.” When I see a girl like that, I somehow get happy…” “Ge, gent…!!”, Genton raised his eyes. “Why?” “I brought her here for fun!” Genton smiled brightly. “Who said that?” “I mean, just leave Sherika alone!” Genton suddenly laughed. “Haha… You’re so funny.” Hey, Ednum. As you said.

  9. “Why… Why?” “The same goes for you.” Bring the subordinate of the protected object. Otherwise, I don’t think he, Harlem, will be safe.” Dobion opened his eyes wide. Ednum still had a tired face. Genton looked at them with his head on his face and smiled. “Go now.” Do your job…” When Dobion and Idham left Genton, Genton breathed heavily and clenched his hand on the table. I had convulsions on my face.

  10. When he thought of his brothers’ surprised and embarrassed faces, a painful voice permeated his lips. “Dobion”… Ednum…! You idiots…! So, don’t show him the basis for using you guys…!” But in his heart, only that low ridicule continued. “Oh, my…” Ednum glanced back. “That’s like a father”.

  11. However, Dobion spoke in an unpleasant way. “Don’t make me laugh!” If it were your father, he would’ve said it much more kindly! That’s Genton!” Ednum smiled bitterly at the words. I could see familiar people sneaking into the forest. Looking at them, Ednum made a fearful eye at first glance. If it were your dad, he would be more “sweetc?

  12. I’m so lonely, I feel like I’m going to die. I’d rather force myself to… Even if he knew that wasn’t what he meant… “Dad… I… What’s going on…” I really don’t know… “I’m scared.” Tears flowed down. “Oh? Is that so?” “Did you go to bed already?” “Yes… You’re so tired today… You don’t have a good face color either. – 퍼스트카지노

  13. Above all, you went through a big deal the other day.” When I said I had to meet Sina, a senior maid blocked me like this. No matter how El Yasion wakes up a sleeping maiden. “Ugh… Then I can’t do it. “I’ll have to see it tomorrow.” Elijahion turned his foot. Following them, Hadit saw the door closing behind them. Heavy, big, heavy door. It’s decorated with beautiful sculptures, but… It doesn’t go well with Sina. Hadit somehow felt sad, so he sincerely apologized to Sina. “I’m sorry.” Really… – 퍼스트카지노

  14. Even though he dressed up as a dragonfly, the racers were drinking. He was unable to go to the banquet today at the order of Elijahion. But from what I hear… “Soon Asnael, Inga.” The racers smiled faintly. Somehow, it’s a name that suits you well. “Asna…” From now on, you will have to call her by this name. But somehow, I was worried… – 퍼스트카지노

  15. She didn’t seem to fit in well with her name in her mouth, so she was repeating it several times and several times. Forget that no one answers the name. I was so satisfied with the present that I was afraid that the future would come. When I wake up after falling asleep, I will go to see her no matter what anyone says. Through an informal meeting, not an official meeting. If the present needs to stop… That would be nice. The racers left their glasses and stood up. – 퍼스트카지노

  16. The next day, Gisler’s 17th. Earth Day. The racers were looking at a glass sword that returned to him. I listened to Ludrat yesterday and made him prepare. But still, I couldn’t help but blur my face. I’m sorry about Kalian. It was thanks to Jules that Kalisna knew that she liked the racers herself–maybe sincerely–. Even though he was sick from the poison of Manticoras, he had already forgotten everything at the hunting ground, so look at himself. – 퍼스트카지노

  17. I wanted to, but the racers had no choice but to reject it. The racers held the glass sword in both hands and put it on their forehead. ‘I’m sorry, Carlys. Really…’ Faster, something might have changed if she had known she was serious about her. “No…” Sina’s gray eyes came to mind. “Maybe nothing has changed even if you did…” At least you could have avoided hurting Kalisna in this way. – 퍼스트카지노

  18. Healer Lansadk suffered something unfortunate, so he didn’t say “death” because it was a wedding. “It was hard to pick a new healer. Still, it was okay because there was a mania in the market. Hmm… Anyway. I’ll put you in the direction of Apinez. “Please.” “Soon Apinez’s side…” Loudrat made a thinking face. “Then… It’s Hilato.” “Yeah. Why?” “… No.” The racers said, looking carefully at Ludrat’s face, who said so. – 코인카지노

  19. “Me, too. I can’t be on the side of Cyrus anymore. I should be on the side of Hilato”. Then, I will accompany you to the “Forest of the Royal Family.” In fact, when you come this way, the kiln I followed next to you belongs to Apines.” “…I see.” Then I asked. “But then, what about those who escort you?” Luon Lukanaan. May it be done temporarily. I ordered Luparte. I was still young, so it was too much to choose a Guardian. – 코인카지노

  20. I think highly of his qualities. Although I’m not an official Guardian. “I hope this will be fate, and I hope he will be the Luit of SEON ASNAEL in the future,” Loudrat grinned. “Yes. Even after fighting.” He’s a good Luit.” That’s such a happy expression… At the moment, the racers frowned. Well… I feel bad. “Luon Ludrat.” “Yes.” “…Come to think of it, there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you. You knew that Sina was in danger by the lake in the forest, didn’t you? – 코인카지노

  21. I’ve been thinking about it ever since. Of course, that’s “Soulless Resonance”? That’s why you were able to save her even in the forest close to the sanctuary, right? Don’t you think so?” “…!” Ludrat was speechless for a moment. Definitely. At the time, something ominous… I felt that there was something like danger to Sina, so I could call it “definitely.” But what’s clear is, – 코인카지노

  22. It’s not “soul resonance.” Never… But even before answering like that (or while hesitating on his own because he didn’t know what to explain), the racers smiled and said. “Haha… No. I don’t know what I’m asking. Otherwise, how did you notice Sina’s danger? Haha… As expected, you’re a senior Louis player. Since I was young, I enjoyed watching you fight. So, if possible, I wanted you to be my lute…” Ludrat looked into the eyes of the racers who said so. And I fumbled over my long memories. But… That… Now, the memory – 코인카지노

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