Oh hello! It’s your old pal, Zeke.
You can find me on Twitter. That’s my main thing these days. Disclaimer: all tweets, opinions and views expressed are my own, because obviously they are. Who’s sitting around having other people’s opinions? That would be really fucking abstract.
I’m also on YouTube. If you hadn’t already heard.
I also ‘have an Instagram’ in which I chronicle my progress inventing a brand new medium I call oil painting..
Contacting me for business? All media requests, business enquiries and endless guest post requests from two-bit SEO companies should be sent to:
All non-business related messages and fan mail should also be sent to that address. I don’t have two separate email addresses. What do you think I am, made of money? Sheesh.