- Editor's Intro-
An intro, by the editor!
An obscure legend told to a desperate little boy by his one-eyed dog. Try finding this brand of awesome in other magazines.
- The Story of What Happened When I Dipped My
Trembling Toe Into the Frigid Currents of the Stream of Consciousness -
Joseph D'Lacey
Unholy Biscuit favourite Joseph D'Lacey returns with some good advice.
- A Selection of Goodies -
Misti Rainwater-Lites
A mixed bag of fun (some poetry and flash) from esteemed writer and artist Misti, who informs me in her cover letter that she also sometimes has sex with her husband. Super to know.
- The Man Who Was Perfectly Insane-
P.H. Madore
Does exactly what it says on the hyperlink.
- Blue Notes (for Lisa) -
Wayne Wolfson
A little vignette from prolific writer Wayne H. Wolfson.
- Zounds Zilly Bud... -
Joseph D'Lacey
And we'll finish off with Joseph again, as we like him so much. A fantastic gem of a poem, almost Dahl-esque in its playfulness and a great ending.
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