Chris Major
- Advice -
If she wants
to leave because
'You're so cold',
invest in flowers
and chocolates,
romantic resaraunts
and jewellery.
If she wants
to leave because
'She can't trust you anymore',
grovel and weep,
and more flowers and chocolates.
If she wants
to leave because
'You don't care about 'the' future',
feign interest,
choose carpets and curtains.
And if she wants
to leave because
'he's got a penthouse and money',
get over it...
... she had a fat arse anyway.
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Chris Major lives in Staffordshire, England and has had work placed at, amongst others, Zygote in My Coffee, Openwide, Remark, My Favourite Bullet, Snakeskin, London Ghetto Poetry and Kill The Rich.