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Gary Clark

Multiple Choice-


One and only one
of the following holds true;

that
mermaids can do head stands,

Animal Crackers
have been known to stampede,

pigs often
fog up their aviator's goggles,

the King's throne is supported
by the wooden legs of
war veterans.


Day One: Meeting The Natives

Beneath the double moons,
bizarre, distorted shapes abound,

like those Surrealist nightmares
found in our museums back home.

Organic forms twisted by the
outlandish whims of an alien nature,

waiting to be documented with
digital precision and excited asides.

Of course we've brought along the
customary beads and proclamations,

though finding something hand-like
to shake is going to be problematic.