Oh hello! It’s your old pal, Zeke.
You can find me on Twitter. That’s my main thing these days. Disclaimer: all tweets, opinions and views expressed are my own, because obviously they are. Who’s sitting around having other people’s opinions? That would be really fucking abstract.
I also ‘have an Instagram’, which is about as close to modern, cool kid vernacular as I get. Honestly, I still don’t know what the hell Snapchat is. I don’t really use my Instagram either, because I am sad.
Contacting me for business? All media requests, business enquiries and endless guest post requests from two-bit SEO companies should be sent to:
All non-business related messages and fan mail should also be sent to that address. I don’t have two separate email addresses. What do you think I am, made of money? Sheesh.