Oh hello! It’s your old pal, Zeke.
You can find me on Twitter. That’s my main thing these days. Disclaimer: all tweets, opinions and views expressed are my own, because obviously they are. Who’s sitting around having other people’s opinions? That would be really fucking abstract.
I also ‘have an Instagram’, which is about as close to modern, cool kid vernacular as I get. Honestly, I still don’t know what the hell Snapchat is. I don’t really use my Instagram either, because I am sad.
Contacting me for business? Sweet, because when I’m not making dumb stuff for my own profit, I make slightly-less-dumb stuff for companies by day. If you need a content marketing specialist or social media manager, contact me via the email address below for my resume. While doing so, please ignore all that stuff I said just then about not knowing what Instagram or Snapchat is. I can convince both your company and myself that I not only know exactly what they are, but why your business needs them.
Fan mail, media requests, business enquiries and endless guest post requests from two-bit SEO companies to:
Please can someone also email me to confirm it’s not just me that finds it weird that emailing someone these days feels strangely antiquated already