Holler At Your Boy Zeke

Oh hello! It’s your old pal, Zeke.

You can find me on Twitter. That’s my main thing these days. Disclaimer: all tweets, opinions and views expressed are my own, because obviously they are. Who’s sitting around having other people’s opinions? That would be really fucking abstract.

I’m also on YouTube. If you hadn’t already heard.

I also ‘have an Instagram’, which is about as close to modern, cool kid vernacular as I get. Honestly, I still don’t know what the hell Snapchat is. I don’t really use my Instagram either, because I am sad.

Contacting me for business? All media requests, business enquiries and endless guest post requests from two-bit SEO companies should be sent to:


All non-business related messages and fan mail should also be sent to that address. I don’t have two separate email addresses. What do you think I am, made of money? Sheesh.