Hello, and how the devil are you? Apologies for the down time - numerous issues surrounding the worst web hosting company in the world (Dot5, if you must know) holding Titty Biscuits to ransom coupled with my usual lofty levels of procrastination prevailed for a short while.

I've switched to a what seems to be a better host and took the opportunity to de-clutter and make everything easier on the eye. I hope you like the new look!

Also, thanks to y'all for stopping by - 35,000 new visitors since the start of the year. You guys rule! To be fair, around 34,000 of those hits seem to be people looking for porn.

Man, I could make a mint if I turned this joint into a porn site.

Stick with my as I iron out any bugs. As always, feel free to e-mail me on zeke (at) titty biscuits.com.

Much love,

Zeke Iddon

p.s You titty fetish people google the weirdest things to end up here! Cheers guys!

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