Good evening, cats and kittens, and welcome to the dysfunctional splendor of Titty Biscuits.

This is the resurrection of the original site tittybiscuits.net, which I wouldn't recommend visiting anymore since its takeover. The new owners seem to be more interested in titties than biscuits, ifyernowwhatimean.

The old site published The Unholy Biscuit prose and poetry e-zine. Are a reader of yore? If so, welcome back, old friend. All of the best stuff from the previous site is preserved around here somewhere, so feel free to dig around.

If you are new, here's what's hip and happening:

The Unholy Biscuit was a gritty, unapologetic, underground fiction and poetry publication which featured writings from talented authors worldwide. Although only five issues were compilated, towards the end of its reign, each issue of UB was being read by over three thousand visitors per month.

From the site's humble beginnings in 2004 as an output for the insane (read: inane) ramblings of cheif editor Zeke Iddon, the site grew from a personal blog to a publication, from a publication to a community, from a community to a syndicate (including the massive Literary Vision and Miss Anon partners) and from a syndicate to a whole underground movement.

Although the Titty Biscuits site and associated webzine was in no way responsible for the amazing successes of the afforementioned websites and their respective editors (relatively speaking, TB was a very late comer to the scene), Iddon was proud to be associated with the movement which saw such a rise of talent previously shunned and unappreciated by the mainstream. Incidentally, it was this phenomenal driving force which saw deserving acts such as the enigmatic and brutal Delphine LaCompte (courtesy of Theive's Jargon) and Bukowski-torch carrier Jack Saunders (of LitVision Press), among many others, into printed and mainstream press. If it weren't for such dedicated artists, writers, editors, readers, partners, families, site hosters, and printers who sacrificed so much (usually without reward, immediate or otherwise), the constant richness flowing into world of literature from the boiling underwater jets below would not have been possible.

Shortly after the fifth issue of the Unholy Biscuit and the conclusion of the first (and only) global TB literary competition, updates to the site became sporadic and increasingly infrequent, before halting altogether. The next issue was dropped from the publishing schedule and the site remained in archive form only for a few months before vanishing entirely.

After spending two years successfully promoting and editing other people's work, editor Zeke felt overwhelmingly dwarfed by the quality of submissions to the site compared to his own writing profile and decided to focus on his own career as a freelance writer and journalist. A mixture of career, health and financial concerns resulted in a spontaneous departure to the bohemian paradise of Paris and the demise of the site and UB publication.

Since then, Zeke has sat around in his Calvin Kleins* whilst writing a bunch of stuff for print magazines and online publications in the UK, interviewed a famous folk from both the literary and music realm, spent a lot of time not getting his novel published, drank more merlot than is safe or reasonable, and generally pined about the time he was a small-fry Internet celebrity.

Zeke Iddon has returned, trying to claw back his online legacy, and almost certainly wondering why he is writing in third person.

Shoot him an e-mail at: ( zeke ) a ( tittybiscuits.com )

* I don't own any Calvin Klein underwear, but I wanted to leave you that sexy image. Anything goes on t'internet.

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I've written a new article in response to Bill Hussey's musings over at Horror Reanimated. You can read my response by clicking below.

 

 

 

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Did you know that I've got an e-book comic thing out? I totally do, and you can see that by clicking below also! I like consistency.